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 NBC is covering the story! Bullshit ahoy!

I don't have the energy to parse this right now, but I do have to say that my favorite quote is this:

...Women may be looking for orgasms, which, in turn, Mautz suggested, may serve a pair-bonding function. In the recent book, The Chemistry Between Us: Love, Sex and the Science of Attraction Bullshit Topped with Bullshit with Bullshit a la Mode for Dessert (which I co-authored crapped out of my ass), Emory University neuroscientist Larry Young argues that the big human penis evolved into a tool meant to stimulate both the vagina and cervix as a way [to] trigger the release of oxytocin in a woman’s brain, activating bonding circuits. 

BONERZ = WUV. It's science, dipsticks!

Date: Apr. 10th, 2013 04:40 pm (UTC)
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Wait... but... buh?

Look, I'm aware that "science" is always creaming their collective panties over the idea we can finally totally pin the mate selection process that leads to the relative Great Big Cawk ZOMG of the last of the hominids on us wily, desperate-for-da-dix femaylz or whatever. I get that part.

That people like that would eventually stumble on the knowledge we've all already had for centuries that women enjoy and seek orgasm... well okay they exceeded my expectations a bit there, that's earlier than I thought, but I can suspend my disbelief enough to acknowledge that sooner or later they'd figure it out.

But what I absolutely cannot understand is how they could link female orgasm in single partner hetero intercourse to penis size? Tongue or finger dexterity maybe, but look, I've been on the receiving end of a number of different dick sizes and the only uniform thing about the experience is that regardless of how much fun any respective size is otherwise, they don't get me to orgasm without help.

Dear Larry, Moe(tz), and Neuroscience, please catch up to fuckin, Cosmo magazine here. Penetration often feels really good, but the clitoris is the womanly orgasm organ. It's POSSIBLE to stimulate to orgasm other ways, and for some women it's not even hard. But it's not COMMON, as there tends to be a bit of work involved. This has been solid data for a good long while now. It doesn't matter how big your dong is, chances are you won't be hitting the spot once it's in. Do educate yourselves, Scienterrific Dudebroz. When your ostensibly academic publication doesn't even have the level of knowledge the average fasion-sex mag goes in with, you are, as we say on the internet, DOIN IT RONG.

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