Sylvia Blomqvist, Zombieville denizen, PWS and one of the people in charge of the Lakeside Community Co-op. New Agey syncretist par excellence and embodiment of the worst of cultural appropriation.
- Pissed off Prunella, who was out from the shop, lobbying in Montpelier for state recognition of the Abenaki tribe, by saying, "Indians are so spiritual!"
- Pissed off Peter, who was interested in dating her, until she started treating him like a "gay best friend accessory. And I'm not even gay!"
- Has a tattoo that she says is "Chinese for 'life force,'" but Barrett says it's gibberish.