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...this parody meme amuses me to no end. Babycat does the feline equivalent of this when there's meat or dairy involved.

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Here she is on her cat platform, using the windowsill as a pillow. Fat kitty!
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Yogurt

Jul. 23rd, 2013 10:58 am
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I just ate a yogurt that supposedly expired at the beginning of May. Not dead yet!

Babycat cracks me up. Whenever she sees us opening up the little Greek yogurt containers, she goes O_O and parks at our feet, licking her little chops. If we give her the peach or strawberry yogurt, she sticks her little face in the container and licks out all the leavings. She refuses to do the same with the blueberry, though. 
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Here kitty kitty! These are amazing! I would love to get one just to see if it can do the same positions that Babycat does: loaf cat, extend-o-feets, retract-o-feets, circle and florb.

EDIT: The artist also has an entry showing her 3-D digital models of the cats, as well as other headsculpts.

I was just thinking that it would be pretty funny to have a cat in one of my stories that talks, but only in phrases that are obviously translatable from the sounds cats make. I.e., the cat would never say, "I think it looks like rain" or "What's the meaning of life?" Instead, you'd get a lot of "Is that food for me?", "Can I have some?", "I love you Mom!", "I'm bored," "I'm hungry," "Fuck off -- I'm napping," "No, I don't wanna move," "It hurts," "I'm scared," "Pet me," "Do not pet me," etc. ^_^ 
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This is cracking my shit up right now. "Chicken from larger animals like beef." HAH!
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"Pet me! Pet me! Rub my ears! My ears...My -- AHHHHH THAT FEELS GOOD."

Cutest begging kitty cat ever.
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But apparently Leo, my landlord's cat, isn't. This is an actual photo of him this afternoon.
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...like O_O. It's the first time she's seen one of my BJDs. She was probably wondering why it looked like a person, but wasn't moving, giving her petpets or feeding her tuna.
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This perky little cat started hanging around our porch yesterday, rubbing all over the slats in the railing and rolling over so I could pet its belly. Its presence irritates both my landlord and her two indoor cats to no end; Leo and Zing, my landlord's cats, glare at the outdoor cat, while the outdoor cat lazes around on the landing. After hanging around for over 24 hours, it jumped up and bounded away shortly after I snapped this picture. We have no idea who owns it, but it looks well-fed, and it's known in the neighborhood as a friendly feline of unknown origin.

P.S. As a completely irrelevant aside, I just had one of these [Wicked Whoopies orange creamsicle whoopie pie!!!], and it was delicious. Fortunately I bought it from the local Shaw's without needing to order a dozen online. :d
Strange kitty cat. )
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As much as I like Rement's offerings, I get sick of their constant chocolate, cake and dessert sets. I especially like Rement appliances, animals and Western cuisine. The Candy Shop appeals to me because it contains animals and non-cake dessert. Read more... )
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In which Materyllis’ stupid cat makes more mischief.

Comments: I love the Rement waffle set!

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With my new camera, I finally got some respectable photos of others' beautiful dolls in attendance at last Saturday's doll club.  Read more... )
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In which Materyllis’ cat misbehaves.

Comments: Rement makes a set of figures called My Cats. Materyllis’ cat comes from the set called the Nomuras’ Kitchen Cat, which contains the sleeping cat, the soup pot as shown, a playful kitten [not shown] and its plastic bag that it is swatting at [also not shown]. I initially bought the set for the sleeping cat, which I thought was cute, but for which I had no use.

Then I thought that Materyllis, as a reclusive, shapeshifting, vampire healer and conjure woman, would be just the sort of person to have cats. Much to her annoyance, however, her cat is about as inert as she is hard-working.

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I got two sets from the Rement My Cats series: The Suzukis' Blogger Cat and The Nomuras' Kitchen Cat. The sitting cat, the computer and the mouse are from the Blogger Cat set. The kitten is from the Kitchen Cat set. The cartoon is from my imagination. If anyone wants the cats, let me know. I just want the computer and the mouse [and the cat in a pot, not shown]. :D

Clueless the Cat is clueless. )
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...because my bank charged me an overdraft fee of $40.00 on a minuscule overdraft and also because I forgot my wallet and keys at home. The LOLcat below is not entirely relevant, but it adequately sums up my frustration. It's also hilarious.
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Rement's upcoming My Cats set is clearly inspired by LOLcats, with lots of cats in things that they aren't supposed to be in. My favorite part of the set is the Nomuras' Kitchen Cat, which includes a cat sleeping curled up in a pot and a kitten playing with a plastic bag.
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I also think LOLcats are funny. That is why I made this stupid cartoon.

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Edible Dirt is an absurd strip in the tradition of The Far Side or Rhymes With Orange, but it has a few innovations. First, the art is rendered in watercolor with a lively, children's-book feel and real talent. Second, Edible Dirt contains a lot more profanity, severed limbs and nudity than Far Side. Interestingly, though, the humor seems more compassionate, if you can say that about a comic strip, than you might expect.

As a bonus, I got to Edible Dirt from Two Lumps, which is about Ebenezer [smart] and Snootch [dumb], two cats. SailorZeo recommended this one to me. It's stereotypical and silly, but very enjoyable, promarily because of the cats' expressions.

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