The engineering failure of Dykedolls

[modernwizard]

If each 12" alterna-fashion Dykedoll comes ready to play with a dildo, harness and vibrator, but she is articulated only at the shoulders and the wrists, how is she supposed to use her accessories? HOW?

Comments

[damsel-ophelia.livejournal.com]

*puts hands on hips and sneers* well obviously the creators of the doll don't know a THING about dyke sex. I mean really - the tongue needs to be articulated at the very least! And knees and ankles. You can't have good sex with a strap-on without being able to get on your knees!

[batchix.livejournal.com]

obviously it takes two to tango! :D she's going to need a friend.

[damsel-ophelia.livejournal.com]

Yeah! (Preferably a little thicker around the middle). And why no good accessories like wallets on chains? Not even a baseball cap for any of the Bobbie dolls. *SIGH*

[ashbet]

The Diesel Dyke does have a chain wallet! ^_^

I will say that it's nice to see dolls with thicker arms and middles compared to Barbie-types -- these girls may be busty, but they're at least not wasp-waisted :>

I *love* the logo, btw *grin*

-- A <3