The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide

[modernwizard]

What fresh poop is this? [Answer: It's actually stale poop.] Stephenie Meyer is writing an "official guide" to four books of whingeing and sparkling, complete with "genealogical charts," in case you haven't already figured out that the books are the bastard children of the worst romance novels ever. My favorite comments on this book come from this Amazon.com customer discussion: "Cash cow says moo" and "I'm pretty sure it's just Spackle for the plot holes."

Comments

[phillycollector.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

Why?

Wait, I might like the Edward doll and the upcoming Jacob doll and the so-called six-pack abs on a new Mattel doll figure.

Okay, that's a reason to cheer. Not for the crappy storyline, but the dolls Mattel will make to cash in on the Twilight boom.