In an alternate universe, Buffy is scared of vampires...

[modernwizard]

Given the huge popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, this Chick tract about a kid named Buffy who hates spiders, vampires, Halloween because it's the "Devil's holiday" is really, really funny. Trick or treat...would you like some irony with your waxy candy corn? Site contains full text and pictures of all other Chick tracts. As a bonus, here's an MST3K version of Dark Dungeons, about an anti-D&D Chick tract.