What the hell is up with Thomas Fell?

Well, he sure gets points for consistency. I suspect he's constantly baffled and frustrated by the failure of the world to live up to the gendered scripts running in his head. I mean, for God's sake, HE'S following them! He attempts to be the dashing, noble, protective, dominant, aggressive, macho, sex-obsessed dude that he's scripted to be, so why aren't the women he's interested in adhering to their proper submissive, passive, biddable scripts? ( The mind of a douchebag...Don't say I didn't warn you. )