Vosges Red Fire bar tasting report

Verdict: Dark chocolate with an afterburn. The cinnamon and chilies combine to leave one's mouth pleasantly tingly and warm after eating. Other than that, it's a regular bar with the usual taste of dark chocolate overwhelming any tastes contributed by the cinnamon and chilies. Not worth the inflated price I paid.

Vosges Mo's Bacon Bar tasting

Verdict: Creamy, sweet, milky chocolate mixes well with chewy small bits of salty-sweet bacon. These flavors really complement each other, providing an overall depth of flavor that, while not sophisticated, is robust and pleasurable. It's not worth the ridiculously high price that I paid for it, but it is a very good bar. If someone else buys it, you should ask to try some squares.

Noodge's clothes

Noodge is getting a T-shirt and a pair of leggings made by Spampy's Stuff. Each piece of material that makes up each item of clothing will have a different pattern on it, so that the whole effect looks like a purposely clashing patchwork...with a skull and crossbones on the chest, of course. Hee hee hee. Noodge, like Sardonix, will definitely be barefoot and quite possible bald as well.