"Super-gay dolls" with long hair

Really? We have to explain to this poster something as elementary as one's BJDs being a vehicle for one's fantasies? Wow.

Jareth: "I'm a super-gay doll with long hair, and I approve this message."

Me: "You're super queer, not super gay."

Jareth: "To-may-to, to-mah-to."

Me: "I've never heard anyone actually pronounce it 'to-mah-to' unless they're using that particular phrase."

Jareth: "Excuse me...I'm going to the credit union to pay off your auto loan so you can buy me more clothes."

Me: "I'd like to see you drive."

FLE car: "Don't worry; I won't let him get anywhere."

Jareth: "Shit."

All the 1:6 scale BJDs: relative rarity

I've been thinking about the relative rarity of all the 1:6 scale BJDs recently, since I just got Novella, who, as a Soom Romantic Uyoo, is the rarest doll I have. Also I saw a Unoa Light Fluorite on the DOA marketplace that I want, but do not have the dough for. :( Anyway, here's my spectrum of relative rarity for all the 1:6 scale BJDs:

Illusion Spirit Spirit, JAMIEshow bodies and Xagadoll Lara are so new that they haven't established distribution patterns or reputations, so I'm excluding them.

COMMON

Whether these dolls are popular or not, they're still being sold on the primary market, so they are easy to get.

• Dollmore Kidults and Cutes
• Limhwa/Eosdoll Mari and Sara
• Lumedoll Lumelights
• Soom Aren and Uyoo
• Tiny Bear Bonbon and Coco

SCARCE

These dolls appear regularly on the secondary market, so acquiring them is mostly a matter of a) patiently waiting and b) jumping on the opportunity.

• Alchemic Labo Unoa Lights
• Elfdoll Hana Angel and Devil
• Notdoll Lucy
• Soom Faery Legends
• Souldoll Metel

RARE

Dolls in this category appear on the secondary market, but much more infrequently. Expect to wait years for one to come up.

• Elfdoll Doona Soah and Ryung, as well as Hana Halloween versions
• Limhwa/Eosdoll ToYou
• Notdoll Miriam and Pandora
• Souldoll Jandi, Kimmy and Vivi

VERY RARE

I've seen dolls in this category appear on the secondary market only twice or thrice.

• Batchix Nan Sook
• Elfdoll Kathlen
• Orientdoll Joong Wol

YOU WISH!

Dolls in this category have few to zero online owner pictures and/or have appeared on the secondary market not at all or once.

• Leekeworld Jiny and Lani
• Notdoll Yohimbin
• Soom Garam, Romantic Uyoo and Sosle
• Souldoll Licht

All the 1:6 scale BJDs: wants

Part of me wants to get ALL THE 1:6 SCALE BJDS!!!!!! The rest of me just wants the following, in order of rarity:

• Tinybear Bonbon [common] because she's smirking, also fat
• Xagadoll Lara [common] because she's double-jointed and cute
• Alchemic Labo Unoa Light Fluorite [scarce] because she's cute, also double-jointed
• Souldoll Metel [scarce] because she's the best-looking of the Soul Littles
• Elfdoll Doona Ryung [rare] because I've been lusting after Ryung in 1:3 and 1:6 scales for years

In order of strength of desire, I want Ryung, Lara, Bonbon, Fluorite and Metel.

Isn't this fascinating?

Prepare yourself, ladies and gentlequeers.

What you are about to see will shock and astound you.

I offer you a fainting couch if you feel a syncope of amazement coming on.



If your companion passes out, please use the complimentary smelling salts to bring them around.



We also have antacid tablets for those who truly can't stomach the sight.



...As well as blindfolds for those who don't even want to think about looking in its general direction.



Is everyone ready? Good. ( Here we go! )

Oooooh, custom styled Barbies.

Elizabeth Jr. just directed me to Barbie Styled By Me, where you choose from a limited number of sculpts and incredibly tacky outfits, as well as a T-shirt with a user-selected nine-letter message, and assemble your own custom styled Barbie. Here's mine, rockin' the signature bold, mismatching, heavily patterned style of all my dolls. In case you can't read the minuscule letters on her eye-bleedingly pink T-shirt, it says DRAGQUEEN.
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