The anti-grapefruit brigade
Dec. 10th, 2012 11:15 amThis is a funny anti-grapefruit rant. [Starts off discussing grapes, but eventually gets around to grapefruit.]
This is not a funny anti-grapefruit rant.
I myself only like certain kinds of grapefruit.
The insipid yet corrosive floor cleaners in any produce section NO. It's like someone peed acid in my mouth; I feel the uncontrollable urge to run out to my car and use the windshield scraper on my tongue to remove the contamination.
The delectably piquant and juicy ruby red specimens that are usually larger and more expensive YES. I love the sharp clash between bitterness and sweetness; it's such a bright, clean flavor. As a bonus, it can also be used as a paint stripper in a pinch. :p
I also love grapefruit soda, like Fresca!
This is not a funny anti-grapefruit rant.
I myself only like certain kinds of grapefruit.
The insipid yet corrosive floor cleaners in any produce section NO. It's like someone peed acid in my mouth; I feel the uncontrollable urge to run out to my car and use the windshield scraper on my tongue to remove the contamination.
The delectably piquant and juicy ruby red specimens that are usually larger and more expensive YES. I love the sharp clash between bitterness and sweetness; it's such a bright, clean flavor. As a bonus, it can also be used as a paint stripper in a pinch. :p
I also love grapefruit soda, like Fresca!