This is not an Awkward Stock Photo!

This is awesome! How often do you see fat, kinky, androgynous, pierced people with disabilities in stocky photos? WOOOOOO HOOOOO! What a cute pair. ^_^

EDIT: I fixed the link!

Oooh look...an old guy!

I love the sunken eyes and the effect of wizened skin around the mouth.

Oh wait...You say that's a Nazi zombie?

Sure, if you insist. I still maintain that, if you give him some hair and different clothes, you've got a very old [or at least very weathered] guy.

I like his expression. It's very intense without being dour or angry. He looks very serious and peremptory, but not mean.

No! I'm not getting him!