Oops, I bought the wrong diner.

I was momentarily distracted by Moonshine's Diner and its interior until Janna and I realized that it was not a diner -- i.e., a narrow, converted dining car of a train -- at all. Boo hiss. I'm looking for something more like this: Richabri's Retro Diner. Costs less and comes with more. Time to return Moonshine's and purchase Retro.