People and things to do at the carnival

I'm planning a digital carnival in the next few weeks, more a bunch of vignettes, as I don't do panoramas, and I'm thinking about who will be there and what they will do.

People

• me
• Jareth
• Sevonna
• Bebe?
• Allyson
• Felicia
• Win?
• Ticket taker
• Fortune teller
• Clown
• Acrobat/Contortionist
• Ride operator
• Barker
• Food vendor
• Janitor
• Parking lot attendant
• Security guard

Things to do

• Talk to Sevonna, Bebe, Allyson, Felicia, Win, etc.
• Merry-go-round!!!
• Ferris wheel
• Water slide
• Have fortune told
• Watch acrobats
• Park car
• Go to bathroom

I have parking the car and going to the bathroom on my list of carnival activities because I've always had an interest in the mundane corners of special events -- everything that's going on behind the scenes to support the spectacle. Besides, carnival attendees don't necessarily have to talk to each other outside of their social groups if they don't want, so the parking lot and the bathroom provide places where people might break out of their cliques and converse. Furthermore, it is possible that some of the carnival workers might use the same bathroom as the attendees, also giving them a chance to talk... 

Okay, after that rationale, there's definitely some interesting conversation going on at the sinks....

I definitely want to have Sevonna, Allyson and Felicia show up, which means that I need to make Allyson. I'd also like to have some clowns/acrobats/contortionists so I have yet another excuse to use one of my favorite outfits, Just Jokin'. There will also be merry-go-round action and Ferris wheel action. I already have an idea for a chat with the ticket taker, so they'll show up, as well as a fortune teller.
 

I forgot about the zombies.

Yesterday I said that the no-fail money maker among digital models, designed to appeal to the most subcategories for which Daz/Poser users employ the programs, would be "alien humanoid robots from outer space with kitty ears, morphing tentacles, ridiculously exaggerated secondary sex characteristics and no pants." I forgot a few features:

• impractically spiky and skimpy armor made of leather and/or latex [?!] and/or chromium steel
• huge honkin' guns and/or swords
• magic plasma balls
• zombie texture
• pin-up poses

I would render this all, but I'm fresh out of tentacles and plasma balls :( [also a great band name].

"Sixty-nine-cent canned goods. Sixty-nine-cent canned bads!"

Jason Messina, who brought you Ugly Furniture, also did a parody commercial for Bankrupt Dollar Store. Favorite line quoted in subject. Bwah hah!