She did it to offend YOU personally.

[modernwizard]

Yes, fashion blogger and nitpicker extraordinaire Mary Fischer. Sarah Jessica Parker wore sandals and socks the other day just to make YOU barf. She knows that your delicate constitution can't handle such sins against fashion, and she maliciously plotted to upset your stomach. She's evil. So am I.

Regards,
someone who won't wear sandals WITHOUT socks

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[seventhbard]

I forgot her feet aren't her own property for a second, and that she's obligated to keep up her public branded persona at all times that she leaves her home, or is in her backyard, or is in view of an uncovered window. Thank goodness there's a blogger in their best Judgey Pants to remind me!

(also people who have a problem with socks and sandals, seriously, fuck off, of all the things to get ridick and shallow over WHY ARE YOU STARING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEET?! I basically can't not have a problem with that...)

[modernwizard]

The horror that this writer apparently experiences upon seeing sandals + socks is just mind-boggling. I understand that, as a celebrity style blogger, she earns money by getting exercised over what famous people wear. However, the sheer volume of her scathing venom overwhelms her trivial subject matter. It's like opening the door to check the weather when you were expecting a gentle misting of rain and instead getting fire-hosed against the opposite wall by a deluge of epic proportions.

EDIT: It makes me say to myself, "Well, aren't WE just a miserable, unhappy individual with nothing better to do in our life than snipe at other people's footwear?"