Humor for Jareth-obsessed GUYS!
Jan. 6th, 2006 08:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
modernwizardThe stereotypical Laby fan is a lustfully hormonal teenaged girl [or a woman with the hormones of a lustful teenaged girl] who wishes she had a personal Jareth to do naughty activities with. MALE Jareth/Laby fans do exist, however. But they are just overwhelmed by the squealing of the aforementioned girls.
I have proof that guy fans exist because one of them wrote to me: a hilarious document entitled "50 Signs That You Are Obsessed With Labyrinth: Humor for GUYS." I'll post the whole list eventually, but here's my favorite item:
21. Your answering machine message is Laby related. (Mine: “Hello, you’ve reached the Goblin King. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and leave a message after the beep.”)
30. You have actually tried to learn the choreography for "Dance Magic."
42. You have a MAJOR crush on Jennifer Connelly. [Just don't tell my girlfriend.]
Watch for more when I get my rear in gear and update the Realm.
I have proof that guy fans exist because one of them wrote to me: a hilarious document entitled "50 Signs That You Are Obsessed With Labyrinth: Humor for GUYS." I'll post the whole list eventually, but here's my favorite item:
21. Your answering machine message is Laby related. (Mine: “Hello, you’ve reached the Goblin King. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and leave a message after the beep.”)
30. You have actually tried to learn the choreography for "Dance Magic."
42. You have a MAJOR crush on Jennifer Connelly. [Just don't tell my girlfriend.]
Watch for more when I get my rear in gear and update the Realm.