Le yaourt est mort. Vive le yaourt!

[modernwizard]

The one time in my life that I didn't want frozen yogurt, that's exactly what I got. The aggressively chilly fridge at work froze my yogurt. I tried thawing it in the microwave, but 30 seconds left it still semisolid, while another 30 turned it into a runny, unpalatable mess. Pas de yaourt pour moi.