"...Or should I just upend the contents of this tray over your head pre-emptively?"

Usual comments about Jareth figure, morphs, texture and glasses apply. From top to bottom, he has propschick's freebie Merry Hair, Valea's freebie Gisele Jewels pearl choker, Daz/Ravenhair's Carhop [dress, apron, food tray and pose] for Genesis Female, Adzan's freebie Solar Solace jewelry for Hiro 3 and Nemain's Ecstasy Ballet Boots for V4. Shader-wise, we can blame the kerchief, the ponytail holders and the boots on Sickleyield/Fuseling's Latex/Rubber Shaders for DS. Dress pattern is from a free texture tile from patterncooler.com, tweaked by me. Backdrop is a photo by me.
Moral of the story: Don't piss Jareth off!

Usual comments about Jareth figure, morphs, texture and glasses apply. From top to bottom, he has propschick's freebie Merry Hair, Valea's freebie Gisele Jewels pearl choker, Daz/Ravenhair's Carhop [dress, apron, food tray and pose] for Genesis Female, Adzan's freebie Solar Solace jewelry for Hiro 3 and Nemain's Ecstasy Ballet Boots for V4. Shader-wise, we can blame the kerchief, the ponytail holders and the boots on Sickleyield/Fuseling's Latex/Rubber Shaders for DS. Dress pattern is from a free texture tile from patterncooler.com, tweaked by me. Backdrop is a photo by me.
Moral of the story: Don't piss Jareth off!