Humor for Jareth-obsessed GUYS!

The stereotypical Laby fan is a lustfully hormonal teenaged girl [or a woman with the hormones of a lustful teenaged girl] who wishes she had a personal Jareth to do naughty activities with. MALE Jareth/Laby fans do exist, however. But they are just overwhelmed by the squealing of the aforementioned girls.

I have proof that guy fans exist because one of them wrote to me: a hilarious document entitled "50 Signs That You Are Obsessed With Labyrinth: Humor for GUYS." I'll post the whole list eventually, but here's my favorite item:

21. Your answering machine message is Laby related. (Mine: “Hello, you’ve reached the Goblin King. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and leave a message after the beep.”) ( Read more... )

Humor for Jareth-obsessed GUYS!

The stereotypical Laby fan is a lustfully hormonal teenaged girl [or a woman with the hormones of a lustful teenaged girl] who wishes she had a personal Jareth to do naughty activities with. MALE Jareth/Laby fans do exist, however. But they are just overwhelmed by the squealing of the aforementioned girls.

I have proof that guy fans exist because one of them wrote to me: a hilarious document entitled "50 Signs That You Are Obsessed With Labyrinth: Humor for GUYS." I'll post the whole list eventually, but here's my favorite item:

21. Your answering machine message is Laby related. (Mine: “Hello, you’ve reached the Goblin King. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and leave a message after the beep.”) ( Read more... )

Review of Mirror Mask novella

A little late in posting, but check out my review of the Mirror Mask novella.

Review of Mirror Mask novella

A little late in posting, but check out my review of the Mirror Mask novella.