The most gloriously silly phrase in the history of copywriting...

[modernwizard]

Here it is: "artillery-laden ski pursuits." Ever since reading this phrase off the back of a video box for the Bond movie On Her Majesty's Secret Service, I've tried to worm it into my daily vocabulary as much as possible. When I'm really rich and I have extra money to throw around, I'm going to buy artilleryladenskipursuits.com just for the hell of it. That is all.